Wednesday, 27 February 2013






Last weekend we made the trip as a family to the town of Echuca with a pit stop in the town of Kyabram to visit an Australian Fauna Park.  It was here we finally got to wander amongst the wildlife that down under is so famous for.

See if you can guess what the following animals are:  (I will give you the answers at the bottom of the post).



The second stop on our trip was the once mighty port city of Echuca.   The city name comes from an Aboriginal word meaning “meeting of the waters”; the city is located on one of the major Australian waterways: the Murray River.  The city, being the closest city on the Murray to Melbourne, became a thriving port for shipping goods to Adelaide and the Indian Ocean and in time became Australia’s biggest inland port-city.  Furthermore, in true Aussie fashion it was founded by an ex-convict name Henry Hopwood, proving once again that given the opportunity people, regardless of their status in society, can do great things.

Unfortunately for Henry and the people who lived there, an economic depression, better roads and the ever-looming droughts led to the slow decline of the city.  Today all that remains are the old port and the paddlewheel steamers.  Part of me wonders if there isn’t a lesson in there for all places that were once rich and important.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
-Percy Bysshe Shelley

a) Tasmanian Devil; b) Grey Kangaroo c) Emu d) Flying Fox

Tuesday, 19 February 2013

My my my it's a Beautiful World

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This past week in Bendigo has seen +30 degree days all week.  It is beginning to feel a bit like an oven that won’t shut off.  Worst the nights are also getting hotter and without the reprieve of a cool breeze finding a good night’s sleep has been a bit more of a challenge.

Luckily we spent last weekend down on the Mornington Peninsula southeast of Melbourne.  We went down to watch one: Mr. Colin Hay in concert at the Frankston Art Centre.  To my Canadian readers you may know him better as the lead singer to the Australian band Men at Work. 

Colin sang both hits from his days with Men at Work (Who Can it Be Now?, Overkill) as well as songs from his single career (highlighted by some cameo appearances on Scrubs).  The apex of the evening was Colin singing a solo version of “Land Down Under”.  Ironically, Colin is actually from Scotland, not Australia, but I guess “I come from a land north of England” would not have been as catchy (nor would have “He just smiled and gave me a marmite sandwich”).


During their lives I hope that everyone is lucky enough to hear music performed where a song, and a place, and a time and an atmosphere all align to create a truly unique moment.  For me I can say that Colin singing “Land Down Under” in Australia rivals hearing Stan Rogers' “Barrett’s Privateers” sung live at the Lower Deck on Halifax Pier and The Hip belting out “50 Mission Cap” at the opening of the Air Canada Centre in Toronto.

The other big news this week is that I have almost caught up to Vince in popular sightings around Bendigo.  As I discovered whilst attending a barbecue this week there is another Canadian who is living down in Bendigo (he also does some teaching and coaches the local American Football team).  He was telling me that last week when he went to the Gloria Jeans in city centre (i.e. Second Cup) the barista heard his accent  and she asked if he knew the other Canadian in town…one Chad Edmonds from Spring Gully.  He politely said he explained that Canada is a big country and that we don't all know each other.  

Turns out more people in this community read page 14 of the Advertiser than I suspected.  Score after 2 months Vince: 3 – Chad: 1.

[For the record I did not know that barista, nor have I ever visited that store.  I prefer the Good Loaf Bakery closer to home]

Monday, 11 February 2013

The Blues in Bendigo

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Week 2 has wrapped up this week in Bendigo and I am continuing to learn the ropes, as are most staff, to the new curriculum in Victoria.  While this has been a bit of a challenge I am pleased to say my colleagues and the Internet have been huge helps and I feel like I am winning the battle.

I have also been settling into small town life.  Now I know for a lot of people reading this blog a country town of around 100 000 people is not a small place, but it is for Penni and I.  We have been entertaining ourselves with farmer’s markets, drives through the countryside and humorous (although I am not sure they are meant to be) Bendigo building commercials. 

These ads try to persuade you to buy from one of three Bendigo builders.  What makes them truly incredible though, aside from the atrocious soundtracks, is that two of the ads actually use the same actress who, moreover, does exactly the same acting in both commercials.  I even think that she wears the same clothes.  After seeing this commercial for the second time I had a strange yearning to drive around the town looking for this mysterious actress just to ask which company she would really recommend.  Although I can’t say that this will have persuaded us to pack up and relocate yet.

The other big news around town is that the Carlton AFL team rucked up and held a few open practices for the locals.  Carlton’s star player, Chris Judd (read Jarome Iginla or ummm Phil Kessel?) didn’t show up but this didn’t dampen the spirits of the local media who fawned over their heroes with multiple articles singing the praises of the boys.

Andrew Mcinnis
Lachie Thompson
Tom Bell


Most importantly for Spring Gully was the fact that we were lucky enough to have three guests from the Blues to chat with on Friday afternoon.  Lachie Handerson (i.e. Lee Stempniak), Andrew Mcinnes and Tom Bell (i.e. two guys from Abbotsford or the Marlies who got called up for a few games and only real hard core fans know of) spent the better part of an hour chatting with the grade 5/6 students and answering their questions.  I have to give credit where it is due as the players handled questions ranging from “what is your training schedule like” and “which player do you find the hardest to defend” to gems like “have you ever farted on the field”? 

In the end, even though Chris Judd was absent from the meeting I was amazed with how much like a little boy chatting with pro-athletes can still make me feel.  Good on ya boys (although I still cheer for the Swans)!!!

Friday, 1 February 2013

Advance Australia Fair


Well we have been down here in Australia for 1 month now and, after feedback from fans (actually my sister-in-law, the lone member of my readership from Australia), I felt I had left out some of the more important aspects of my journey.

I have had the honour (or insult depending on your point of view) of being mistaken for Vince Vaughan 3 times since moving to Bendigo.  For your approval I have posted two photos of us, for you to decide if we look alike.  I welcome your feedback, and I am positive Vince would as well.


Probably more importantly I, along with 20+ million others in this nation, just celebrated Australia Day.  This holiday commemorates not the day Australia became a country, January 1, 1901, (think Canada Day, Independence Day, Mexican Independence Day) but the day in 1787 that the first fleet (read prison transport) landed at Sydney and turned Australia into a huge British social experiment…or something like that.  Now, some 226 years on, Australia should celebrate its standing as one of the best countries to live in on the planet.

I celebrated this day in Mt. Eliza, Victoria attending a ceremony presided over by Carlton Football coaching legend David Parkin.  His speech fluctuated between a lyrical praising of Australia and a three-quarters motivational speech.  This left me wondering whether to start singing “Waltzing Matilda” or throw down the second (free) sausage I was nibbling and tackle someone.  It also left my sister-in-law fuming over the inequalities that still exist today (insert angry comment - "I ask you, where are the aboriginal people; women; and acknowledgement of different religion asides from catholicism in this ceremony?".....can you believe this from an important human rights lawyer?!?!?!), and hunting for someone, probably me, to turn into a tackling dummy.

The most cyclical part of the whole day was the fact that all this revelry was hosted on Canadian Bay Road.

Now, onto month two…